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The Week In Ugly: Amanda Bynes’ Bloated Face & More

Amanda Bynes Fat

For a healthy dose of ugly, simply looking in the mirror may suffice.
But just in case, here’s your weekly ugly supplement.
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The Week In Ugly: Hollywood Classes It Up (Lol, JK.)

Snooki Ugly

This week, celebs like LiLo, PareHil, and more brought out their classiest looks… oh, who are we kidding? That would only happen in Topsy-Turvy Land.

Ok, now it’s time to play a celebrity guessing game.

Which super classy celeb is a super-classy “DIVA”?
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The Week In Ugly: Week of June 26 – July 3, 2011

This was another delightfully ugly week, filled with the Jersey Shore, parenthood, and just a dash of porn.

Kim Kardashian and Vera Wang

Kim Kardashian Shopping with Vera Wang in NYC

Kim Kardashian’s leopard-print romper is heinous, but Vera Wang’s anorexic body and gaunt face are so much worse. Eat a sandwich, you ghastly freak.

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No More ‘Jersey Shore’?? — Is Seaside Heights Getting A Major Facelift?

Jersey Shore Cast
Thanks for all the memories. XOXO

Rumors have been seriously swirling, you guys. Has Jersey Shore been cancelled??

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The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga’s Clown Paint, Taylor Momsen & More

Ugly Celebrities

Oh my, my, my. When it rains, it pours; and this week’s ugly cup runneth over.

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