Oh, ugly; glorious, glorious ugly, we welcome thee with open arms.
Please enjoy these ugly celebrities, whilst we dance with joy, for God is great.
Hot Shiitake Archives
The Week in Ugly: Miranda Kerr & More Ugly Celebrities People Think Are Hot
Our world has many flaws, but the greatest crisis facing our modern world involves the hordes and hordes of ugly celebrities people think are hot. Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert is here to show you idiots the light. You’re welcome.
The Week In Ugly: Avril Lavigne & More Probable Hollywood Witches
Hollywood must be getting ready for Halloween, because this week was chock full of witches, villains, and one lone superhero, desperately trying to fight them all.
PLUS: is crazy Britney Spears off the wagon?
The Week In Not Half Bad: Week of August 28 – September 4, 2011
Apparently, this week’s theme is:
“Stars of Jersey Shore who, when compared to the past, don’t look half bad”.
Snooki
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is pictured at the 2011 MTV VMA’s, Sunday, August 28, 2011.
The Week In Ugly: Amanda Bynes’ Bloated Face & More
For a healthy dose of ugly, simply looking in the mirror may suffice.
But just in case, here’s your weekly ugly supplement.
The Week In Ugly: Hollywood Classes It Up (Lol, JK.)
This week, celebs like LiLo, PareHil, and more brought out their classiest looks… oh, who are we kidding? That would only happen in Topsy-Turvy Land.
Ok, now it’s time to play a celebrity guessing game.
Which super classy celeb is a super-classy “DIVA”?
The Week In Ugly: Week of June 26 – July 3, 2011
This was another delightfully ugly week, filled with the Jersey Shore, parenthood, and just a dash of porn.
Kim Kardashian and Vera Wang
Kim Kardashian’s leopard-print romper is heinous, but Vera Wang’s anorexic body and gaunt face are so much worse. Eat a sandwich, you ghastly freak.
No More ‘Jersey Shore’?? — Is Seaside Heights Getting A Major Facelift?
Rumors have been seriously swirling, you guys. Has Jersey Shore been cancelled??
