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The Week in Ugly: Lana Del Rey’s Fish Lips & More Wonderfully Ugly Celebs

Lana Del Rey Ugly

Oh, ugly; glorious, glorious ugly, we welcome thee with open arms.

Please enjoy these ugly celebrities, whilst we dance with joy, for God is great.

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The Week in Ugly: Miranda Kerr & More Ugly Celebrities People Think Are Hot

Miranda Kerr Ugly

Our world has many flaws, but the greatest crisis facing our modern world involves the hordes and hordes of ugly celebrities people think are hot. Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert is here to show you idiots the light. You’re welcome.
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The Week in Ugly — Lady Gaga: Knight In Shining Armor & More Fun With Ugly

Lady Gaga Versace Ugly

Ach. Mine eyes burneth, yet mine heart soars. Ugly returneth.

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The Week In Ugly: Avril Lavigne & More Probable Hollywood Witches

Avril Lavigne Ugly

Hollywood must be getting ready for Halloween, because this week was chock full of witches, villains, and one lone superhero, desperately trying to fight them all.

PLUS: is crazy Britney Spears off the wagon?

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The Week In Not Half Bad: Week of August 28 – September 4, 2011

Apparently, this week’s theme is:
“Stars of Jersey Shore who, when compared to the past, don’t look half bad”.


Snooki MTV VMAs
Snooks isn’t looking half bad these days… but she needs a little help finding shoes that fit.

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is pictured at the 2011 MTV VMA’s, Sunday, August 28, 2011.
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