The Week In Ugly: Week of April 24-30, 2011

The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that’s the best gift of all.

Mariah Carey Pregnant

Mariah Carey Pregnant

Check out Mariah Carey’s pregnant belly button — she’s about to freakin’ POP.

Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, May 1, 2011, so we should probably offer her and Nick Cannon our well-wishes. Congratulations, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon! You guys suck.
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NicoSheen: The Next Best Thing to Crack Cocaine

Nicosheen Charlie Sheen

Mr. Sheen may have been fired from Two And A Half Men, but now, Charlie Sheen has something even better: e-Grits! (No, not egrets…)

Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you: NicoSheen.
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Kate Middleton Gets on Her Knees at the Royal Wedding — Yeah, Girrrl

Hot Shiitake had had just about enough of all the Royal Wedding talk … until we saw this magnificent photograph of Prince William and Kate Middleton after their wedding ceremony on TMZ:

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American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 6

American Idol Top 6

Remember: With only 6 contestants remaining, HALF of them will be in this week’s bottom three. Terrifying, right?

As contestants are slowly weeded out each week, more and more of American Idol‘s 90-minute time slot opens up, and it simply must be filled. How WILL they do it?

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Jersey Shore Whore is Pregnant — From Fist-Pump To Baby Bump

Angelina Pivarnick Pregnant
Pure magic.

Wanna guess which Jersey Shore cast member is sporting a fresh, new baby bump?

The preggers ‘Jersey Shore’ whore is….

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