Hot Shiitake Archives

Kim Kardashian’s Cat Dies — Have MERCY!

Kim Kardashian Cat Died

Kim Kardashian, the wettest blanket of all the Kardashians, shared some sad news with the class yesterday: her cat, Mercy, has died.

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Crystal Harris & Hugh Hefner Engaged Again: Playboy Wedding Back On

Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner Engaged Again

Remember when Crystal called off her engagement to Hef back in June of 2011 – less than a week before they were set to tie the knot? Well, it looks like the prodigal bride has returned, as TMZ is reporting that Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner’s wedding is back on. Three cheers for May-December romances!

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’16 & Pregnant’ Again: Josh and Ebony Rendon Announce 2nd Pregnancy

Josh and Ebony Rendon Pregnant Again

So, what’s a young couple to do when Child Protective Services takes your daughter away? Why, stick another bun in the oven, of course!

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Britney Spears: I’m Engaged, Ya’ll!

Britney Spears Engaged Jason Trawick

Britney Spears and her former-agent-turned-beau, Jason Trawick, are engaged (J.Traw popped the question on the evening of December 15, 2011) and the happy couple premiered their new engagement — namely Britney’s engagement ring — at Jason’s 40th birthday party at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, last night.

Get excited, ya’ll, ’cause Hot Shiitake has the [incredibly awkwardly posed] photos of the newly-engaged couple, below. (Spoiler Alert: Get ready for some epileptic seizing, Hot Shiitake’s master artist has prepared a fun-tastic animation for ya’ll.)

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Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian: A Fairytale Divorce

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Divorce

Wow. Just wow. After being married for just 72 short days, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from Kris Humphries.

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