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Brooke Mueller’s Fun-Filled Week: Pawn Shops, Drug Tests, & More

Brooke Mueller Drugs

Charlie Sheen‘s estranged (and arguably deranged) ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, has been up to some crazy shenans this week. She’s obviously out to show the world that she’s cleaning up her act, in order to retain custody of the children she birthed with loony toon, Sheen…

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Tori Spelling is Pregnant: It’s like a ‘Week In Ugly’ Encore!

Good lord, is it not bad enough that we have to see and hear about this ugly, mile-long-faced wench once, sometimes twice, a year?!?

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Lindsay Lohan Is…DEAD?!? — R.I.P.

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R.I.P. Lindsay Lohan

Yes. Sadly, Lindsay Lohan is no longer with us.

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Michael Lohan Arrested For Domestic Violence — MiLo: Man of the Year

The Man With the Heart of Gold:

Michael Lohan Arrested
“I love helping the little brown children!”

The world’s best dad, Michael Lohan, has been up to some new shenanigans. This time, however, the shenans don’t (directly) involve being an attention-seeking media-hooer. Nope, just some light wife-beating, NBD.

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Chris Brown Breaks Window At ‘GMA’ — Breezy’s Rage Is But A Distant Memory

Chris Brown: f**k shirts.

This morning, Chris Brown made a scheduled appearance on ABC‘s Good Morning America, to promote his new album, F.A.M.E.*

When the interviewer, Robin Roberts, touched on the topic of Brown’s 2009 “domestic incident” with then-girlfriend, Rihanna, his blood began to boil.

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