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The Week In Not Half Bad: Time For Some Hot Celebrity Bikini Pics

Celebrity Bikini Pics

Because there’s nothing like some hot celebrity bikini pics to simulataneously motivate yourself to get to the gym and depress the crap outta you (or inspire dirty thoughts, if you’re a pervy old man), this week’s “Not Half Bad” theme is: Hot Celebrities in Bikinis.

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Hilary Duff Is Pregnant!

Hilary Duff Pregnant

Today is Hilary Duff & Mike Comrie‘s one-year wedding anniversary. (Cue the “awwwwwwws”.)

As a special treat, Hilary posted a ton of her and Mike Comrie’s wedding pictures on her brand new website, along with a special announcement…

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Olivia Wilde Stars In ‘The Peter Griffin Sideboob Hour’ (& Other Boob News)

Lindsay Lohan See Through

Olivia Wilde was photographed earlier today at the UK premiere of Cowboys and Aliens:

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Kanye West Compares Himself To Hitler … And Michael Jordan — VIDEO

Kanye West Hitler

Kanye West went on another one of his characteristic rants in the middle of a performance in England, Saturday night.

In this especially strange, albeit highly entertaining rant, he compared himself to Adolf Hitler and Michael Jordan.

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Whatcha Got There, Blake Lively?

Blake Lively Robe

Blake Lively was spotted on the set of Gossip Girl, wearing nothing but a robe. But Blake Lively’s robe isn’t much to fuss over (depending on who you ask), so why do we care? Blake was carrying a very suspicious-looking object… and we’re not talking about the skateboard…

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Tareq & Michaele Salahi: White House Crashers Looking For Womb to Crash

Michaele Salahi Baby

Not-currently-pregnant women everywhere, be on high alert:

Tareq and Michaele Salahi are on the prowl for an empty womb in which to crash grow a baby … and we all know that this couple is predisposed to showing up uninvited to even the most highly secured areas (allegedly)…

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Nicki Minaj Says ‘Good Morning America’! With a Nip Slip

Nicki Minaj Nip Slip

Adolescent boys everywhere, rejoice: Nicki Minaj has joined countless celebrities in the ranks of the Nip Slip Brigade.

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Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan Partying Together — LiLo & Pare-Pare: BFF4L

Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Partying Together

OMG. This is totally exciting news in the world of celebrity friends, turned frienemies, turned actual enemies, turned friends again.

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The Week In Ugly: Grandma Bikinis, Smoking Old Hags & More

Ugly Celebrities

We’re gonna start this week’s ugly with another guessing game!

(See “Guess The Celebrity” to play s’more!)

Guess which Disney Channel star was caught smoking this week?

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Are Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton BFF’s Again?

OMG. Lindsay Lohan was totally spotted outside of Paris Hilton’s Malibu beach party last night.

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