Our world has many flaws, but the greatest crisis facing our modern world involves the hordes and hordes of ugly celebrities people think are hot. Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert is here to show you idiots the light. You’re welcome.
Hot Shiitake Archives
The Week In Not Half Bad: Victoria’s Secret & More Hot Celebrity Pics
While it’s painful to say, this was an incredibly not-half-bad week in the hot celebrity pics department. What is this world coming to?!? We can probably place a large portion of blame upon the GQ Men of the Year Awards party. And those damn Victoria’s Secret Angels. And, surprisingly, the Twilight premiere.
Ugh, whatever, time for this week’s hot celebrity pics. Yay.
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez: 2011 American Music Awards Edition
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were looking all lovey-dovey at the 39th Annual American Music Awards (November 20, 2011).
They make me quite ill, and they should make you ill, too, if you know what’s good for you.
Lindsay Lohan to Pose Nude in Playboy (PLUS: A Walk Down Memory Lane)
Lindsay Lohan posing nude for Playboy? File this under: wildly shocking & unexpected news…
Christina Aguilera’s Michael Jackson Tribute Concert Performance: One Big Laugh-Riot
Yesterday, October 8, 2011, was a day for the history books, as the Michael Jackson Tribute Concert… umm, happened. And, as shown in the photograph above, Christina Aguilera started her performance in a she’s-the-boss skirt suit, singing Charlie Chaplin’s “Smile”.
Lady Gaga On Stage During iHeartRadio Music Festival Massacre
Lady Gaga was one of the many acts that took the stage at the iHeartRadio Music Festival yesterday, September 24, 2011, at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, and it was an emotionally scarring event for all in attendance, to say the very least of this horrific tragedy.
The Week In Ugly: Avril Lavigne & More Probable Hollywood Witches
Hollywood must be getting ready for Halloween, because this week was chock full of witches, villains, and one lone superhero, desperately trying to fight them all.
PLUS: is crazy Britney Spears off the wagon?
