Just when you think Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux couldn’t possibly get more “blah” … they wear these matchy-matchy black and white ensembles to some boring event at the Beverly Hilton. (In case you’re just dying to know, the humdrum event in question was the 26th Annual American Cinematheque Awards on November 15, 2012 – bet you’re so glad we told you, right?).
Awl-wright, chaps, queue up, it’s time for a right spot of hot celebrity pics from the past week or so.
Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert has been placed on this wretched earth to shine the bright, blinding spotlight of truth upon all of the ugly celebrities people think are hot, while shouting from atop a mighty mountain, “Hey, world, not so hot now, are they?”. Yeah, not so hot.
Oh, ugly; glorious, glorious ugly, we welcome thee with open arms.
Please enjoy these ugly celebrities, whilst we dance with joy, for God is great.
Let’s skip all that useless drivel, and dive right into some wonderfully ugly celebrity pics, shall we?
Hazel Jones, now known simply as “the woman with two vaginas” (and two fully formed vaginas, at that), recently became famous in the UK, when she paraded her two vaginas on ITV’s This Morning (which, by the way, must be an absolutely magical programme, because it was this very same show that shone the global spotlight upon Chelsea Charms, the woman with the world’s biggest boobs).
Britney Spears and her former-agent-turned-beau, Jason Trawick, are engaged (J.Traw popped the question on the evening of December 15, 2011) and the happy couple premiered their new engagement — namely Britney’s engagement ring — at Jason’s 40th birthday party at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, last night.
Get excited, ya’ll, ’cause Hot Shiitake has the [incredibly awkwardly posed] photos of the newly-engaged couple, below. (Spoiler Alert: Get ready for some epileptic seizing, Hot Shiitake’s master artist has prepared a fun-tastic animation for ya’ll.)
Time for this week’s hot celebrity pics, urrv’rybody! Let’s start this week off right with some scantily-clad celebs, shall we? Because even when celebrities are in long gowns, they still manage to be wearing next-to-nothing. Isn’t it great?!
Ahoy there, mateys! The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was surely a sight to behold. Thus, let’s take a gander back and have another look-see at a few of them thar fair lasses, so we might revel in the glorious sight of the almost-perfect Victoria’s Secret models, forever and ever. Starting with…
