Randy Jackson, the last (original) man standing at American Idol, announced today, May 9, 2013, that he’s leaving the reality singing competition after season 12.
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Anne Hathaway’s Blonde Hair — 2013 Met Gala Has Us Seeing Double
Anne Hathaway has dyed her hair blonde, and she looks undeniably similar to another Hollywood starlet…
A Very Honey Boo Boo Wedding — Mama June & Sugar Bear Get Hitched
Everyone’s favorite country bumpkins, the Honey Boo Boo family, had a big ol’ redneck wedding yesterday, May 5, 2013, in their ultra-chic, ultra-exclusive Georgia backyard.
Kim Kardashian: OOPS! You Saw My Thong Th-Thong-Thong-Thong
A six-months-pregnant Kim Kardashian stepped out in New York City with her baby daddy, Kanye West, on April 24, 2013 — showing a bit more than she bargained for (or maybe just as much as she bargained for?).
Justin Bieber In Hospital For Breathing Problems — What A Gas (Mask)
Justin Bieber lost his breath and collapsed (i.e. fainted like a little girl) on stage at his concert in London at the O2 arena (this all went down on Thursday, March 7, 2013, if you really must know the exact date). Biebs stopped the show, got checked out by docs backstage, and then, by the grace of god, found the strength to come back and finish his concert. The show must go on, after all.
Kim Kardashian’s Peplum Pregnancy Pants: An Unrivaled Evil In Our Modern World
Forget about the economy, the war in Iraq, the starving children in Africa — DROP EVERYTHING, because the terrorists have launched their latest attack on America. The devil takes many forms, and this time, the devil is not wearing sheep’s clothing. Nay, he is rearing his ugly head in all its fury. Yes; the devil and Kim Kardashian‘s maternity pants are most certainly one and the same.
Sandy Hook Shooting Photo — Remembering Victoria Soto & All The Victims Of The Newtown Tragedy
As early reports of the Newtown, Connecticut school shooting emerged on the morning of Friday, December 14, 2012, there was an especially haunting image from outside of Sandy Hook Elementary School, showing a young woman screaming and crying into her cell phone. This photo was captioned simply, “a woman waiting to hear about her sister, a teacher, following the shooting” – leaving many to wonder just who this young woman was, and to hope, as she certainly must have hoped, that her sister made it out of the school unharmed.
Kim Kardashian’s Cat Dies — Have MERCY!
Kim Kardashian, the wettest blanket of all the Kardashians, shared some sad news with the class yesterday: her cat, Mercy, has died.
