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The Week In Not Half Bad — Fashion Week, TIFF, & Bikinis: Yeah, Girrrrl

Hot Celebrity Pics

Yee-haw, we reckon it’s time to take a look-see at this week’s hot celebrity pics. Giddy-up, now.

Tamara Ecclestone

Tamara Ecclestone Bikini
Ride ’em, cowboy!

Tamara Ecclestone shows off her bikini bod at an LA beach. (September 5, 2011)

In an effort to become the next Hilton sisters, Tamara plans to follow her younger sister, Petra Ecclestone, to LA. There’s gotta be at least one extra room for Tammy in Candy Spelling’s former mansion, but Tamara has been looking to buy a place of her own, even looking at Ellen DeGeneres’ crazy-big estate.

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Hilary Duff … The Next Indiana Jones?

Hilary Duff Indiana Jones

Hilary Duff was spotted meandering through West Hollywood, lugging around a ton of bags.

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Naomi Watts Receives Film Award … Shows Breast in Thanks

Naomi Watts Breast
Wait, this is France… aren’t the British the ones known for their bad teeth?

Naomi Watts received an award during a tribute for her film career at the 37th Deauville American Film Festival in Deauville, France.

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Bad Boob Jobs: Guess the Celebrity Breasts

Bad Boob Jobs

Today in “Guess the Celebrity Boob Job,” we ask you:

Which celebrity has a deep, cavernous fissure between their breasts?

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The Week In Not Half Bad: Week of August 28 – September 4, 2011

Apparently, this week’s theme is:
“Stars of Jersey Shore who, when compared to the past, don’t look half bad”.

Snooki

Snooki MTV VMAs
Snooks isn’t looking half bad these days… but she needs a little help finding shoes that fit.

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is pictured at the 2011 MTV VMA’s, Sunday, August 28, 2011.

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The Week In Ugly: Amanda Bynes’ Bloated Face & More

Amanda Bynes Fat

For a healthy dose of ugly, simply looking in the mirror may suffice.
But just in case, here’s your weekly ugly supplement.

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The Week In Not Half Bad: Sofia Vergara’s Bootylicious Jeans & More

Sofia Vergara Butt

Let’s take a peek at this week’s not-half-bad-looking celebs, shall we?

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The Week In Ugly: Hair-Raising Celebrity Hairstyles & More Fun Junk

Ugly Celebrity Hairstyles

Time for a little game we like to call “Guess The Ugly Celebrity”.

Can you guess which ugly celebrity was spotted sporting a hot pink ‘do this week?

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The Week In Not Half Bad: Time For Some Hot Celebrity Bikini Pics

Celebrity Bikini Pics

Because there’s nothing like some hot celebrity bikini pics to simulataneously motivate yourself to get to the gym and depress the crap outta you (or inspire dirty thoughts, if you’re a pervy old man), this week’s “Not Half Bad” theme is: Hot Celebrities in Bikinis.

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The Week In Ugly: Hollywood Classes It Up (Lol, JK.)

Snooki Ugly

This week, celebs like LiLo, PareHil, and more brought out their classiest looks… oh, who are we kidding? That would only happen in Topsy-Turvy Land.

Ok, now it’s time to play a celebrity guessing game.

Which super classy celeb is a super-classy “DIVA”?

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