Hazel Jones, now known simply as “the woman with two vaginas” (and two fully formed vaginas, at that), recently became famous in the UK, when she paraded her two vaginas on ITV’s This Morning (which, by the way, must be an absolutely magical programme, because it was this very same show that shone the global spotlight upon Chelsea Charms, the woman with the world’s biggest boobs).
Britney Spears and her former-agent-turned-beau, Jason Trawick, are engaged (J.Traw popped the question on the evening of December 15, 2011) and the happy couple premiered their new engagement — namely Britney’s engagement ring — at Jason’s 40th birthday party at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, last night.
Get excited, ya’ll, ’cause Hot Shiitake has the [incredibly awkwardly posed] photos of the newly-engaged couple, below. (Spoiler Alert: Get ready for some epileptic seizing, Hot Shiitake’s master artist has prepared a fun-tastic animation for ya’ll.)
Time for this week’s hot celebrity pics, urrv’rybody! Let’s start this week off right with some scantily-clad celebs, shall we? Because even when celebrities are in long gowns, they still manage to be wearing next-to-nothing. Isn’t it great?!
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Ahoy there, mateys! The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was surely a sight to behold. Thus, let’s take a gander back and have another look-see at a few of them thar fair lasses, so we might revel in the glorious sight of the almost-perfect Victoria’s Secret models, forever and ever. Starting with…
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Our world has many flaws, but the greatest crisis facing our modern world involves the hordes and hordes of ugly celebrities people think are hot. Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert is here to show you idiots the light. You’re welcome.
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