It is now time for your weekly dose of ugly:
Emma Watson Goes for a Jog: A Cheeky, Animated Tale In Photos
Cute little Emma Watson was spotted in London yesterday afternoon, on what started out as a nice, relaxing stroll — complete with ice cream — and somehow turned into… something quite strange and inexplicable.
Trust us when we tell you: you’re gonna wanna see this.
‘Desperate Housewives Final Season Announced
Today, some sad news broke about well-loved ABC show, Desperate Housewives. The show shall not, as hoped, live on TV forever and always.
Whatcha Got There, Blake Lively?
Blake Lively was spotted on the set of Gossip Girl, wearing nothing but a robe. But Blake Lively’s robe isn’t much to fuss over (depending on who you ask), so why do we care? Blake was carrying a very suspicious-looking object… and we’re not talking about the skateboard…
Tareq & Michaele Salahi: White House Crashers Looking For Womb to Crash
Not-currently-pregnant women everywhere, be on high alert:
Tareq and Michaele Salahi are on the prowl for an empty womb in which to crash grow a baby … and we all know that this couple is predisposed to showing up uninvited to even the most highly secured areas (allegedly)…
Nicki Minaj Says ‘Good Morning America’! With a Nip Slip
Adolescent boys everywhere, rejoice: Nicki Minaj has joined countless celebrities in the ranks of the Nip Slip Brigade.
Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan Partying Together — LiLo & Pare-Pare: BFF4L
OMG. This is totally exciting news in the world of celebrity friends, turned frienemies, turned actual enemies, turned friends again.
The Week In Ugly: Grandma Bikinis, Smoking Old Hags & More
We’re gonna start this week’s ugly with another guessing game!
(See “Guess The Celebrity” to play s’more!)
Guess which Disney Channel star was caught smoking this week?
Chad Ochocinco Gets to Keep ‘Ochocinco’ — Pats Pals
Chad Ochocinco was traded to the New England Patriots a few days ago (Thursday, July 28, to be exact), which presented quite the predicament: #85 was already worn by the team’s tight end, Aaron Hernandez (who had a not-too-shabby rookie season with the Pats)
Are Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton BFF’s Again?
OMG. Lindsay Lohan was totally spotted outside of Paris Hilton’s Malibu beach party last night.
