Brit-Brit released the music video for her latest single, “Till The World Ends,” in the wee hours of the morning. 3am EST, I believe was the exact time. Strange, strange timing. I don’t get it, but whatever.
Wendy Williams is a Pile of Vomit
I don’t watch Dancing with the Stars, so I don’t know how Wendy Williams is holding up. Is she a good dancer? Probably not. Let’s face it: the woman is a real, live sasquatch.
Justin Bieber Sets Mom On Fire — JB’s Psychotic Pyromania Revealed
“BURN, DEVIL WOMAN! BURN!!!” Justin Bieber shouted, as he set his mom aflame at his concert last night, in Berlin.
Those may not have been his exact words… He said something more along the lines of “Happy Birthday,” but at the end of the day, it’s really all the same.
American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 11, The Remix
After last week’s emotional results show, I cannot wait for tonight’s eliminations. It’s my birthday, so I positively DEMAND that things go my way tonight. There will be TWO contestants going home, and I’m so nervous, I could puke.
Katy Perry Is A Sexy Alien (And Other Rant-om Thoughts)
Today, Katy Perry released the music video for her single E.T., featuring Kanye West. If you’re not already, it’s time to get excited, b*tches.
Rosie O’Donnell Gets Her OWN Show — As One Monster Dies, Another is Born
Sadly, The Oprah Winfrey Show will come to an end on May 25. I ain’t mad at that!
You know what I am mad at? – The Oprah Winfrey Network has given a new show to the grossest, most repulsive female person on the planet: Rosie O’Donnell. Gross.
A Rosie O’Donnell Show? God Help Us All
Does anyone really want to hear Rosie harp on and on about her lame opinions? NO.
If anyone wanted to hear her speak, Rosie Cheeks wouldn’t have been booted off of The View.
Duh. Fail, fail, fail. Obviously, the Harpo homies had to ensure that Oprah’s “replacement” was fatter, uglier, and louder than Oprah, so as to make everyone miss Oprah even more, thus serving her ever-enlarging ego.
This new show will be filmed on the exact same soundstage at Harpo Studios (in Chicago), as The Oprah Winfrey Show.
Rosie’s New Show Has Approximately One Person Excited
About this new show, Rosie said:
“It’s a huge thrill for me, and I’m beyond the beyond.”
Well, of course she’s thrilled, it’s the only real job she’s had in years. To make matters worse, Rosie is already set to do at least 130 episodes. ONE HUNDRED THIRTY!!!! Good god, pray help us through these dark, dark days.
The one comforting fact in all of this, is that Rosie’s show will not be on network TV, it will be on Oprah’s cable network OWN, which is only viewed by Oprah’s lame body of fans.
All I can say is, Thank GOD I don’t live in Chicago.
The Week In Ugly: Week of March 21-27, 2011
We had some unexpected ugly celebrities smack us in the face this week. But don’t worry, that doesn’t mean that the usual ugly culprits were unexpectedly un-uglified. Now, that would be a real tragedy. Ok, time to bring on the ugly…
Vanessa Hudgens
American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 11
This show is torturous. Every week, viewers die a little more inside. At least we have J.Lo’s gorgeous-ness to comfort us as we lay dying.
