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April 25, 2011

The Week In Ugly: Week of April 17-23, 2011

Today may be Easter, but ugly don’t take breaks just ’cause the Lord hath risen!

So, if you’re like me, & your Easter basket was chock full o’ bulls#!t, here’s some ugly to replace the b.s. with mounds of glee (and I’m not talking about the TV show starring that girl whose mouth takes up half her face. Although, SPOILER ALERT: she might be making a guest appearance in this week’s Ugly!).

But first, the lovely basket of joy that the Easter Bunny so kindly blessed me with:

Worst Easter Basket — Yep, that’s PB, Marmalade, Ladybug socks, a crappy hairbrush, AND shredded documents!
WOWIE ZOWIE! Thanks E-Bunz!

Now, time for this week’s ugly!

April 23, 2011

Antoine Dodson Arrested For Pot — Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Weed

Everyone’s favorite homeboy, Antoine Dodson, was arrested in the wee hours of the morning for (drum roll, please): possession of marijuana.

April 21, 2011

American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 7

American Idol Top 7 — How quickly the smiles shall fade to tears.

The American Idol contestants have been whittled down to the Top 7!

Opening last night’s show, was a performance by the 6 contestants that have already been booed off the stage (of the original Top 13). In case you’ve already forgotten who their names, they are: Ashthon Jones, Karen Rodriguez, Naima Adedapo, Paul McDonald, Pia Toscano, & Thia Megia.

Their performance was nothing less than dreadful, serving as a true reminder of why we sent them home in the first place. Goodbye, and good riddance! Especially Naima. Lord knows, nobody ever wants to see her ugly mug again.

Now that that’s out of the way, let’s get on with the show.

April 19, 2011

‘Playboy’ to Michaele Salahi: Girrrl, You Ugly!

Aww, poor little crazy.

If the name Michaele Salahi doesn’t ring any bells… she’s the fame-hungry, “alleged” White House crasher from Bravo’s cancelled Real Housewives of D.C.

April 18, 2011

The Week In Ugly: Angelina Jolie, The Return Of Taylor Momsen & More

Aren’t you glad it’s ugly time?

Of course you are.

April 16, 2011

Brooke Mueller’s Fun-Filled Week: Pawn Shops, Drug Tests, & More

Charlie Sheen‘s estranged (and arguably deranged) ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, has been up to some crazy shenans this week. She’s obviously out to show the world that she’s cleaning up her act, in order to retain custody of the children she birthed with loony toon, Sheen…

April 14, 2011

American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 8

Every week, another contestant goes home. Isn’t it beautiful?

But this week (and probably every coming week for the rest of the season) is a real nail-biter. WHO WILL LEAVE US? It’s such a tough call, everyone left is really good. However, some of them – err, one of them is not someone anyone should like. Guess who?

Here we go…

April 12, 2011

Tori Spelling is Pregnant: It’s like a ‘Week In Ugly’ Encore!

Good lord, is it not bad enough that we have to see and hear about this ugly, mile-long-faced wench once, sometimes twice, a year?!?

April 10, 2011

The Week In Ugly: Week of April 4-9, 2011

It’s time for our weekly dose of ugly. (Yay!)

Teen Mom‘s Jenelle Something-or-Other Evans In A Bikini

Jenelle Evans Bikini — A white trash mom in bits of a white trash bag. How fitting.

April 7, 2011

American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 9

Oh, what a week. The worst singers in the world were finally voted off American Idol last week, and the whole of humanity in possession of functioning ears could not be happier.

Now that we’re down to the Top 9, we have a little predicament: the remaining contestants are all pretty good. No one induced ear bleeding during last night’s performance… So who will go home? Nobody knows.

Teen Mom‘s Jenelle Something-or-Other Evans In A Bikini

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