Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife of 25 years, Maria Shriver, have separated.
The Week In Ugly: Tori Spelling Blasts Her Baby Bump & More Fashion Crimes
Sometimes the gods of ugly really make my life easy.
The amount of glorious ugly I’ve witnessed this past week has made for a lovely ugly start to the month of May. Apparently, April showers bring May ugly.
American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 5
¡Hola, amigos! Hoy es Cinco de Mayo, y, ¡Ay dios mio!, there are only five contestants left on American Idol! Do you know what that means? Next week, there will be only four contestants left! (Math is, like, so hard, right??)
It also means that, now, there is enough time during the American Idol performance episodes to make let each kid sing twice. YAY.
During last night’s show, each contestant sang a song from “now” (from the past five years, or so), and a song from “then” (from the 1960s or 1970s). Thus, the clever American Idol producers dubbed the theme of the night, “Now and Then”.
Ok, enough jib-jabbing, time to start this stupid American Idol Season 10 recap shenanigans:
Kim Kardashian’s Butt: It’s ASStronomical
Kim Kardashian and her humongous hind end were recently spotted in Puerto Mito, Mexico, accompanied by her boyfriend (for now), Kris Humphries.
Kris Humphries is a freakin’ giant, but Kim Kardashian’s butt is bigger.
Jordin Sparks Loses Weight, Turns Into MySpace Ho
As evidenced by apicture she tweeted, Jordin Sparks has recently lost weight…
MySpace ho, Twitter ho, whatever. Same s#!t, different toilet.
The Week In Ugly: Week of April 24-30, 2011
The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that’s the best gift of all.
Mariah Carey Pregnant
Check out Mariah Carey’s pregnant belly button — she’s about to freakin’ POP.
Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, May 1, 2011, so we should probably offer her and Nick Cannon our well-wishes. Congratulations, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon! You guys suck.
NicoSheen: The Next Best Thing to Crack Cocaine
Mr. Sheen may have been fired from Two And A Half Men, but now, Charlie Sheen has something even better: e-Grits! (No, not egrets…)
Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you: NicoSheen.
Kate Middleton Gets on Her Knees at the Royal Wedding — Yeah, Girrrl
Hot Shiitake had had just about enough of all the Royal Wedding talk … until we saw this magnificent photograph of Prince William and Kate Middleton after their wedding ceremony on TMZ:
American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 6
Remember: With only 6 contestants remaining, HALF of them will be in this week’s bottom three. Terrifying, right?
As contestants are slowly weeded out each week, more and more of American Idol‘s 90-minute time slot opens up, and it simply must be filled. How WILL they do it?
Jersey Shore Whore is Pregnant — From Fist-Pump To Baby Bump
Wanna guess which Jersey Shore cast member is sporting a fresh, new baby bump?
The preggers ‘Jersey Shore’ whore is….
