Representative Anthony Weiner Admits: Ok, Ok, It’s My Weiner

Anthony Weiner Weiner
Weiner really screwed the pooch on this one.

New York Congressman Anthony Weiner has finally owned up to sending a pic of his … err, disco stick.

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Ice-T & Coco Renew Their Wedding Vows, Show a Little Nip

Ice-T and Coco Wedding

My, how time flies. Ice-T and Coco have already been married for ten years!

To celebrate, the pair renewed their vows last night, in a super classy ceremony held at the W Hotel in Hollywood.

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Kelsey Grammer: Father of the Year

Step aside, Michael Lohan, there’s a new “World’s Best Dad” in town, and his name is Kelsey Gramer.

Don’t worry, Michael Lohan still holds the title for “World’s Best Circus Act”. You can steal Michael Lohan’s “World’s Best Dad” coffee mug, Kelsey Grammer, but you cannot steal his dignity.

Watch out, Kelsey, MiLo is ready to bring this “World’s Best Dad” s#!t to fisticuffs

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American Idol Finale — Season 10 Top 2: Scotty McCreery Vs. Lauren Alaina

American Idol Final 2
Just two country bumpkins

What a hot load of garbage! I’m back from my week-long American Idol strike, and for what? This?!? What a waste, what a true waste.

Thankfully, last night’s episode was only an hour long. If I had to sit through any more of that dull crap, I probably would’ve started carving my own wrists, just for some form of entertainment.

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The Week In Ugly: Crazy Cameltoe, Where’s Waldo & More Delights

Khloe Kardashian Camel Toe

The gods of ugly have blessed us with a bountiful harvest of ugly celebrities this week; much of which has been sewn, and subsequently reaped, at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival, both on and off the red carpet. Those Frenchies sure have a sneaky way of spreading their ugly seed.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Boned a Chick Named Mildred?!?

Arnold Schwarzenegger Love Child
Arnie & Maria: Dunzo

By now, we all know that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have separated (although no official legal action has been taken, as of yet).

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Danielle Staub Returns to Stripper Roots — Cue Rock-Hard Boobs

Danielle Staub Stripping
Yep, that’s a sex tape screen shot.
You’re welcome.

Remember bat-s#!t crazy, former Real Housewives of New Jersey fame-whore cast member, Danielle Staub?…

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The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga’s Horrific Cannes Performance & More

Lady Gaga Ugly

This was actually not a very ugly week. Where you bin hidin’, Taylor Momsen??

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Chelsea Charms: A Charming Tale Of The World’s Biggest Boobs

Chelsea Charms Boobs

164XXX.

That is the size of the ENORMOUS bra that Minneapolis, Minn. native, Chelsea Charms, crams her knockers into. (Charming, wouldn’t you say?)

Chelsea Charms Boobs
Chelsea Charms and her boobs are ready for battle.

Making this whale of a tale even better, is the fact that Ms. Charms, 35, is in the “adult entertainment” industry, and her cup size is XXX. A charming coincidence, no?

Chelsea Charms Boobs
With tig ol’ bitties, comes tig ol’… back fat.

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American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 4

American Idol Top 4
Take a good look at Lauren’s eyes. WTF… was she crying AGAIN?

This is it, ya’ll: American Idol is down to the Top 4. These kids have really made it. Only contestants who made it to the Top 4 have really gone on to become anything of even mild importance.

Last night’s performance episode of American Idol had no real theme, it was more of a mish-mash of two themes.

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