The Man With the Heart of Gold:
The world’s best dad, Michael Lohan, has been up to some new shenanigans. This time, however, the shenans don’t (directly) involve being an attention-seeking media-hooer. Nope, just some light wife-beating, NBD.
Michael Lohan Arrested For Domestic Violence — MiLo: Man of the Year
Chris Brown Breaks Window At ‘GMA’ — Breezy’s Rage Is But A Distant Memory
This morning, Chris Brown made a scheduled appearance on ABC‘s Good Morning America, to promote his new album, F.A.M.E.*
When the interviewer, Robin Roberts, touched on the topic of Brown’s 2009 “domestic incident” with then-girlfriend, Rihanna, his blood began to boil.
Scarlett Johansson Dating Sean Penn (Her Second Choice, After Bob Barker)
Just a few short months ago, Scarlett Johansson split from hubby of 2 years, Ryan Reynolds. Who does she rebound with? Is it some hot guy to really stick it to RyRy, and show him what he’s missing? Nope. Homie don’t play like dat! Homie keeps it real. Really real, apparently, because Scarlett’s new man is none other than old fart, Sean Penn.
WTF, Scarlett, he’s literally TWICE your age.
The Week In Ugly: Stephanie Seymour’s Bikini, Ke$ha’s Bikini & More Horrors
It’s everyone’s favorite time of the week! – Time for some ugly celebrity pics.
Ashlee Simpson
What’s Making Bradley Cooper So Happy?
Bradley Cooper was photographed at LAX yesterday (March 18), looking happy as a clam. Now, I know everybody is just dying to know: “Why so happy, B.Coop?” Well, you’d be happy too, if you had just broken up with the ugliest woman in Hollywood (possibly the planet).
Gary Busey Puts a Little Crazy In Your GPS
For the low, low price of $6.95, you can download Gary Busey’s voice for your TomTom or Garmin global positioning system. That’s a heckuva deal.
American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 12 Time to Trim the Fat
This show is starting to annoy the crap outta me. I wish there was a way to speed things along, but we’re moving at a glacial pace here, and we still have 12 of these morons left. Some of them aren’t as moronic as others, but that’s beside the point.
Kesha Bikini Pics: Ke$ha Is A Bathing Beauty…
Our favorite singing sensation, Kesha Rose Sebert, as she is formally known, was spotted on a beach in Australia yesterday, where she is currently on tour.
While no one gives a crap about Kesha’s Australian tour, the following Kesha bikini pics sure made waves.
People Still Watch ‘The Bachelor’?
Surprisingly, yes; people still watch The Bachelor. But only desperate hooers who enjoy watching other totally desperate hooers throw themselves at some lame idiot — in this case, the lame idiot is Brad Womack.
Happy Birthday, Eva Longoria
Today is March 15, the birthday of the best celebrity in the whole wide world, Eva Longoria.
