The most annoying man on the face of the planet, Gilbert Gottfried, has been fired from his job as the voice of the Aflac duck. Why, you ask? Surprisingly, it’s not because he has the most annoying voice in the world, or because he seems to be incapable of fully opening his eyes. No, it was because the man is a tasteless idiot who thinks that now is the perfect time to tweet jokes about the tsunami in Japan.
Britney Spears and her ex, Kevin Federline, were spotted together yesterday, March 13, 2011…
We had another ugly week! Personally, I’m quite glad, because I wouldn’t know what to do with myself if there were ever a week with NO ugly. How depressing would that be? I don’t even want to think about it, so let’s get started on this week’s ugliest.
Kelly Bensimon’s bikini body actually makes for a pretty hot man. Maybe I should’ve left this one out…
Back in January, Victoria Beckham and David Beckham announced that they are pregnant with their fourth child, due this July. And now, the latest news: it’s a girl!
Poor Jessica Biel. Justin Timberlake has finally called it quits with Jess and her man-shoulders. Although, a rep for the pair claims it was a mutual decision…
In a perfect world, we’d send half of the American Idol contestants home straight away. But unfortunately, only one person will be cleansed from our ears tonight on American Idol. If it were up to me, I would chop it up real quick. But, staying true to AI fashion, we must drag this thing out for as long as possible.
Lately, there has been much talk surrounding Gwyneth Paltrow’s future as a recording artist; but contrary to several reports, she has NOT YET signed any record deal…
Lindsay Lohan‘s father, Michael Lohan, is a true class act. We all know how much he loves to make a public mockery of his daughter — pretending all the while that he’s acting in her best interest. And now that he has signed on for the 5th season of Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab, he thinks it’s time to step up his daddy game one more notch…
Today will go down in history as a sad, sad day. Charlie Sheen has finally officially been fired from Two and a Half Men. And so ends this hilarious ride? Yeah right… we all know Charlie Sheen will do the right thing and continue his outrageously entertaining antics for at least a little while longer. One can only hope, at least.
