The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that’s the best gift of all.

Mariah Carey Pregnant

Check out Mariah Carey’s pregnant belly button — she’s about to freakin’ POP.

Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, May 1, 2011, so we should probably offer her and Nick Cannon our well-wishes. Congratulations, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon! You guys suck.

Hayden Panettiere’s Short Hair: Preparing For Motherhood?

Seriously, what is UP with Hayden Panettiere’s mom hair??

Miley Cyrus

Glee’s Naya Rivera Smoking. Yuck.

Katy Perry

Katy Perry is “ugly” in the best possible way.

Katie Holmes, on the other hand, is just plain ugly…

Katie Holmes

Princess Beatrice’s Hat At The Royal Freakin’ Wedding

My, what a fascinating fascinator, Princess B. (Hardy har, a little pun.)

And now, it’s time for this week’s Ugins, which will actually be a very momentous occasion, as we have our very first set of Uglets.

For those of you who missed last week’s Week In Ugly, “Ugins” is a new and terribly exciting part of The Week In Ugly, featuring ugly celebrity look alikes. Enjoy!

This week’s “Ugins” would more appropriately be dubbed, “Uglets”. It is also a wonderful example of how ADD affects the daily life of Hot Shiitake’s brilliant, but scattered, master artist.

Uglets

ug-lets [ugg-litz]
-noun
1. ugly triplets, quadruplets, quintuplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets, nonuplets, etc.
2. a group or set of three or more persons or things closely resembling one another in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: ugins

Princess Beatrice, a Raccoon, Taylor Momsen, and Ronald McDonald