It’s time for our weekly dose of ugly. (Yay!)
Teen Mom‘s Jenelle Something-or-Other Evans In A Bikini
Gwen Stefani
Gwen Stefani styled the American Idol contestants this week… those poor kids.
Kim Kardashian
Paris Hilton
Kim Kardashian’s super-jealous ex-bff, Paris Hilton, always looks classy and well-styled…
Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift’s next album is tentatively titled, Prairie Living… (OK, OK, we just made that up.)
Katherine Heigl
There’s SO MUCH going on here! Katherine Heigl is really showing us a great example of how to ruin a pretty fab LBD. (Click to zoom, for full effect)
Pia Toscano
Pia Toscano is practically a seasoned celeb, wearing loose, shapeless outfits to stir up those career-boosting pregnancy rumors.
This may be the most depressing week in history. Our ever-fugly pal, Taylor Momsen, has done absolutely nothing new and/or noteworthy, and thus we are left without any photos of her ugly, ugly face this week. HOW AWFUL! Let’s hope she was just temporarily hiding out in some deep, dark, ugly dungeon, piling on loads and loads of eyeliner to perfect her raccoon look for the paps next week!
If you’re like me, and you’re totally jonesin’ for you fix of ugly Tay Tay Momsen, all of the past appearances of Taylor Momsen’s ugly face in The Week in Ugly.
SO much to love-slash-hate about this post!!
LOVE:
Janelle “something-or-other” – bingo, no one cares about this girlfightin’ famewhore. Double bingo with white trash in bits of trash bag.
Paris – klassy with a k!! Winning
T-Sweezy – Prairie Living, featuring such singles as “(You have died of) Dysentery” and “Frontier Fling”
Pia – the color is great on her, but the cut…notsomuch
HATE:
Gwen – usually I love her style…not feelin this. I think it’s that ginormous scarf. And the jacket. Just everything waist up should be reconsidered.
Kim – I love the gigantic booty, but not in a flight school-esque jumpsuit. Shoes: TDF.
NO TAY-TAY, sad day in ugly. Ps, last week I had to watch a movie for analysis in a class of mine (the Murphy Hall nightmare) and lil Tay-Tay is in it…pre-hooker. She’s actually a very cute girl. Shame.