Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert has been placed on this wretched earth to shine the bright, blinding spotlight of truth upon all of the ugly celebrities people think are hot, while shouting from atop a mighty mountain, “Hey, world, not so hot now, are they?”. Yeah, not so hot.
Let’s skip all that useless drivel, and dive right into some wonderfully ugly celebrity pics, shall we?
The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that’s the best gift of all.
Check out Mariah Carey’s pregnant belly button — she’s about to freakin’ POP.
Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, May 1, 2011, so we should probably offer her and Nick Cannon our well-wishes. Congratulations, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon! You guys suck.
Today may be Easter, but ugly don’t take breaks just ’cause the Lord hath risen!
So, if you’re like me, & your Easter basket was chock full o’ bulls#!t, here’s some ugly to replace the b.s. with mounds of glee (and I’m not talking about the TV show starring that girl whose mouth takes up half her face. Although, SPOILER ALERT: she might be making a guest appearance in this week’s Ugly!).
But first, the lovely basket of joy that the Easter Bunny so kindly blessed me with:
Now, time for this week’s ugly!
We had some unexpected ugly celebrities smack us in the face this week. But don’t worry, that doesn’t mean that the usual ugly culprits were unexpectedly un-uglified. Now, that would be a real tragedy. Ok, time to bring on the ugly…
It’s everyone’s favorite time of the week! – Time for some ugly celebrity pics.
