Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert has been placed on this wretched earth to shine the bright, blinding spotlight of truth upon all of the ugly celebrities people think are hot, while shouting from atop a mighty mountain, “Hey, world, not so hot now, are they?”. Yeah, not so hot.
Let’s skip all that useless drivel, and dive right into some wonderfully ugly celebrity pics, shall we?
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The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that’s the best gift of all.
Check out Mariah Carey’s pregnant belly button — she’s about to freakin’ POP.
Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, May 1, 2011, so we should probably offer her and Nick Cannon our well-wishes. Congratulations, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon! You guys suck.
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