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Brooke Mueller: Hard Drugs, Hard Nipples In Hawaii — Suuuper Suspicious

Brooke Mueller Nipples

Earlier, Charlie Sheen‘s ex-wife / baby mama, Brooke Mueller, was spotted out ‘n about in Hawaii. Not surprisingly, Brooksy was engaging in some highly suspicious activity, to say the very least.

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Antoine Dodson Arrested For Pot — Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Weed

Antoine Dodson Arrested

Everyone’s favorite homeboy, Antoine Dodson, was arrested in the wee hours of the morning for (drum roll, please): possession of marijuana.

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Michael Lohan Arrested For Domestic Violence — MiLo: Man of the Year

The Man With the Heart of Gold:

Michael Lohan Arrested
“I love helping the little brown children!”

The world’s best dad, Michael Lohan, has been up to some new shenanigans. This time, however, the shenans don’t (directly) involve being an attention-seeking media-hooer. Nope, just some light wife-beating, NBD.

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Lindsay Lohan: Another Court Date, Another Tight Dress

Lindsay Lohan Court
LiLo decided to go twinsies with the police officer.

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Christina Aguilera Arrested — Xtina Knows How To Have a Good Time

Christina Aguilera Arrested
Party, party, party.

Early this morning (March 1, at around 2:45am), Christina Aguilera was arrested for public intoxication. Her nobody boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, was also arrested, on suspicion for driving under the influence. Those two crazy kids — they were just trying to have a good time.

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