Kim Kardashian has stated that she’s a “people pleaser,” so that’s probably why she’s released a single (that’s right: MUSIC), giving the world and the music industry exactly what it needed: more auto-tune. THANKS, KIMBO! You’re so self-less.
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Christina Aguilera Arrested — Xtina Knows How To Have a Good Time
Early this morning (March 1, at around 2:45am), Christina Aguilera was arrested for public intoxication. Her nobody boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, was also arrested, on suspicion for driving under the influence. Those two crazy kids — they were just trying to have a good time.
Justin Bieber Birthday BJs To Be Given To Charity — HBD To Ke$ha, Too
Today is truly a great day. A great day for the whole wide world. Yes, it’s March 1, and today is a double-whammy in the world of celebrity birthdays. Let us all raise our voices in unison, and wish a great, big, happy birthday to Justin “Baby” Bieber (… and to Ke$ha “Baby Hooker” Sebert)!!
Update: Charlie Sheen’s Still Got a Piss Poor Attitude
Charlie Sheen may have single-handedly caused the cancellation of the last four episodes left of this season of Two and a Half Men, but Warner Bros. Television wants to assure everyone not to fret: the crew will still get paid for the episodes that they would have worked on, had they not been cancelled.
‘The World According To Paris’ — Our Little Paris Hilton is All Growns Up… But Does Anybody Care?
Paris Hilton has been making the rounds lately, talking all about her upcoming reality show, The World According to Paris*, which is set to premiere at some point in time this spring, on the Oxygen Network. As we all know, the Oxygen network has the classiest reality programming of all the networks. (Fellow Bad Girls Club fans, please stand up.)
