We had some unexpected ugly celebrities smack us in the face this week. But don’t worry, that doesn’t mean that the usual ugly culprits were unexpectedly un-uglified. Now, that would be a real tragedy. Ok, time to bring on the ugly…
Vanessa Hudgens
Lindsay Lohan
Lacey Schwimmer
Ok, ok, I know who she is. But barely. She’s on Dancing With the Stars… in case you are a wise young lad or lass who also hates those dancing reality shows. Lacey Schwimmer is one of the professional dancers, and beyond that, I just don’t care.
Juliette Lewis
Taylor Momsen
She did do us a service though, by covering her racoon eyes with those large sunglasses.
Thanks, TayTay! Always thinking of others.
Alicia Silverstone
Christina Aguilera
Actually, in all fairness, that pic of Christina’s not so bad, considering this one was taken just moments before:
See you next week, my little uglies.
Yes my dear, you are right about Lacey. She is one of the ho-fessional dancers on DWTS (which I desperately wish you would cover) and is of great personal bother to me. Here’s why: she has embraced the “ombre hair” trend but taken it to a whole new level. Instead of gently blending dark roots to light tips, bitch just grew her roots out from her bottle blonde. And they look greasy. GROSS!!
Also, she’s getting photographed…why? Oh right, she’s partnered with some loser radio personality who’s slightly less of a nobody than she is. I’m pretty sure my entire life would make for better TV and you don’t see me being paparazzi’d.
Which leads me to the conclusion that you and I need a reality show a la J-WOWW and Snooks. We could broadcast on public access here in the cities and then…the world.