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Sandy Hook Shooting Photo — Remembering Victoria Soto & All The Victims Of The Newtown Tragedy

Girl Crying Sandy Hook Shooting

As early reports of the Newtown, Connecticut school shooting emerged on the morning of Friday, December 14, 2012, there was an especially haunting image from outside of Sandy Hook Elementary School, showing a young woman screaming and crying into her cell phone. This photo was captioned simply, “a woman waiting to hear about her sister, a teacher, following the shooting” – leaving many to wonder just who this young woman was, and to hope, as she certainly must have hoped, that her sister made it out of the school unharmed.

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Kim Kardashian’s Cat is Dead — Mercy’s Short, Tortured Life in Photos

Kim Kardashian Cat Mercy

So, Kim Kardashian’s cat died

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Kim Kardashian’s Cat Dies — Have MERCY!

Kim Kardashian Cat Died

Kim Kardashian, the wettest blanket of all the Kardashians, shared some sad news with the class yesterday: her cat, Mercy, has died.

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Crystal Harris & Hugh Hefner Engaged Again: Playboy Wedding Back On

Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner Engaged Again

Remember when Crystal called off her engagement to Hef back in June of 2011 – less than a week before they were set to tie the knot? Well, it looks like the prodigal bride has returned, as TMZ is reporting that Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner’s wedding is back on. Three cheers for May-December romances!

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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux: America’s Most Boring Couple Gets All Matchy-Matchy Penguin Time

Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston Matching

Just when you think Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux couldn’t possibly get more “blah” … they wear these matchy-matchy black and white ensembles to some boring event at the Beverly Hilton. (In case you’re just dying to know, the humdrum event in question was the 26th Annual American Cinematheque Awards on November 15, 2012 – bet you’re so glad we told you, right?).

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’16 & Pregnant’ Again: Josh and Ebony Rendon Announce 2nd Pregnancy

Josh and Ebony Rendon Pregnant Again

So, what’s a young couple to do when Child Protective Services takes your daughter away? Why, stick another bun in the oven, of course!

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The Week in Not Half Bad: Kim Kardashian & More Springy Goodness

Hot Celebrity Pics

Awl-wright, chaps, queue up, it’s time for a right spot of hot celebrity pics from the past week or so.

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The Week in Ugly: Taylor Momsen Smoking & More Ugly Fugs

Ugly Celebrities People Think Are Hot

Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert has been placed on this wretched earth to shine the bright, blinding spotlight of truth upon all of the ugly celebrities people think are hot, while shouting from atop a mighty mountain, “Hey, world, not so hot now, are they?”. Yeah, not so hot.

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Kendra Wilkinson Dancing & Booty Shaking With The Uh… Beautiful People

Kendra Wilkinson Dancing

Remember Kendra Wilkinson?

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The Week in Ugly: Lana Del Rey’s Fish Lips & More Wonderfully Ugly Celebs

Lana Del Rey Ugly

Oh, ugly; glorious, glorious ugly, we welcome thee with open arms.

Please enjoy these ugly celebrities, whilst we dance with joy, for God is great.

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