As if we didn’t already know Eva Longoria was a perfect human being, girlfriend went and got her graduate degree. Seriously?
Hot Shiitake Archives
Chief Keef Arrested For Smoking Weed In Hotel — #PotProblems
Chief Keef (real name: Keith Cozart) was arrested yesterday, May 20, 2013, in DeKalb County, Georgia, for disorderly conduct.
Kanye West Is Gay & Kim Kardashian Is A Lesbian — The Cold, Hard Truth
Thanks to a certain characteristically out-of-touch celebrity gossip rag, questions about Kanye West‘s sexuality have recently risen to the surface.
Anne Hathaway’s Blonde Hair — 2013 Met Gala Has Us Seeing Double
Anne Hathaway has dyed her hair blonde, and she looks undeniably similar to another Hollywood starlet…
A Very Honey Boo Boo Wedding — Mama June & Sugar Bear Get Hitched
Everyone’s favorite country bumpkins, the Honey Boo Boo family, had a big ol’ redneck wedding yesterday, May 5, 2013, in their ultra-chic, ultra-exclusive Georgia backyard.
Kim Kardashian: OOPS! You Saw My Thong Th-Thong-Thong-Thong
A six-months-pregnant Kim Kardashian stepped out in New York City with her baby daddy, Kanye West, on April 24, 2013 — showing a bit more than she bargained for (or maybe just as much as she bargained for?).
Justin Bieber In Hospital For Breathing Problems — What A Gas (Mask)
Justin Bieber lost his breath and collapsed (i.e. fainted like a little girl) on stage at his concert in London at the O2 arena (this all went down on Thursday, March 7, 2013, if you really must know the exact date). Biebs stopped the show, got checked out by docs backstage, and then, by the grace of god, found the strength to come back and finish his concert. The show must go on, after all.
Kim Kardashian’s Peplum Pregnancy Pants: An Unrivaled Evil In Our Modern World
Forget about the economy, the war in Iraq, the starving children in Africa — DROP EVERYTHING, because the terrorists have launched their latest attack on America. The devil takes many forms, and this time, the devil is not wearing sheep’s clothing. Nay, he is rearing his ugly head in all its fury. Yes; the devil and Kim Kardashian‘s maternity pants are most certainly one and the same.
