Hot Shiitake Archives
Kim Kardashian’s Cat Dies — Have MERCY!
Kim Kardashian, the wettest blanket of all the Kardashians, shared some sad news with the class yesterday: her cat, Mercy, has died.
Crystal Harris & Hugh Hefner Engaged Again: Playboy Wedding Back On
Remember when Crystal called off her engagement to Hef back in June of 2011 – less than a week before they were set to tie the knot? Well, it looks like the prodigal bride has returned, as TMZ is reporting that Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner’s wedding is back on. Three cheers for May-December romances!
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux: America’s Most Boring Couple Gets All Matchy-Matchy Penguin Time
Just when you think Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux couldn’t possibly get more “blah” … they wear these matchy-matchy black and white ensembles to some boring event at the Beverly Hilton. (In case you’re just dying to know, the humdrum event in question was the 26th Annual American Cinematheque Awards on November 15, 2012 – bet you’re so glad we told you, right?).
’16 & Pregnant’ Again: Josh and Ebony Rendon Announce 2nd Pregnancy
So, what’s a young couple to do when Child Protective Services takes your daughter away? Why, stick another bun in the oven, of course!
Britney Spears: I’m Engaged, Ya’ll!
Britney Spears and her former-agent-turned-beau, Jason Trawick, are engaged (J.Traw popped the question on the evening of December 15, 2011) and the happy couple premiered their new engagement — namely Britney’s engagement ring — at Jason’s 40th birthday party at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, last night.
Get excited, ya’ll, ’cause Hot Shiitake has the [incredibly awkwardly posed] photos of the newly-engaged couple, below. (Spoiler Alert: Get ready for some epileptic seizing, Hot Shiitake’s master artist has prepared a fun-tastic animation for ya’ll.)
The Week in Not Half Bad: Rihanna Diddles Her Own Skittle & More
Time for this week’s hot celebrity pics, urrv’rybody! Let’s start this week off right with some scantily-clad celebs, shall we? Because even when celebrities are in long gowns, they still manage to be wearing next-to-nothing. Isn’t it great?!
Eyeball Feast: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2011
Ahoy there, mateys! The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was surely a sight to behold. Thus, let’s take a gander back and have another look-see at a few of them thar fair lasses, so we might revel in the glorious sight of the almost-perfect Victoria’s Secret models, forever and ever. Starting with…
The Week In Not Half Bad: Victoria’s Secret & More Hot Celebrity Pics
While it’s painful to say, this was an incredibly not-half-bad week in the hot celebrity pics department. What is this world coming to?!? We can probably place a large portion of blame upon the GQ Men of the Year Awards party. And those damn Victoria’s Secret Angels. And, surprisingly, the Twilight premiere.
Ugh, whatever, time for this week’s hot celebrity pics. Yay.
