Our world has many flaws, but the greatest crisis facing our modern world involves the hordes and hordes of ugly celebrities people think are hot. Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert is here to show you idiots the light. You’re welcome.
Miranda Kerr
Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert does not see the appeal of this most-fugly Victoria’s Secret model. Ach.
Miranda Kerr looks all chipmunk-cheeked (FYI: that’s a sign of bulimia … and/or wisdom teeth removal) at the Museum of Modern Art’s fourth annual Film Benefit in New York City; which, this year, honored Pedro Almodovar. A terribly dull load of information that nobody gives a crap about. (November 15, 2011)
Joanna ‘JoJo’ Levesque
JoJo Levesque’s face looks all dirty ‘n stuff, which is, perhaps, the least of her worries, as she is also sporting some weird bib-like thingy, at her parade your midriff at every chance in a desperate attempt to regain your 13-year-old fame tour appearance at the Google Music launch party in Los Angeles. (November 16, 2011)
Emma Roberts
For someone who’s (inexplicably) photographed on a somewhat regular basis, one would think Emma Roberts might have taken a loot at one of these photos and noticed how horrendously heinous her blonde hair is. But, then again, she is related to Julia Roberts. I think we all remember Julia Roberts.
Emma Roberts, “out ‘n about” doing peasant-like errands, because nobody wants to hire her stupid face and hair for anything. (November 17, 2011)
Snooki (and Snooki’s nails … and Snooki’s boobs)
Well, actually, while we’re here, why don’t we go ahead and take a look at Snooki’s boobs:
Take note, fashionistas: all of the classiest, most fashionable celebrities wear lumpy lace bras under tight dresses. You would do well to follow suit.
Snooki’s boobs appeared on the set of (and on the way to the set of) Extra, in Los Angeles. (November 17, 2011)
Lake Bell
Lake Bell looks beyond heinous, not to mention, manly as hell, at the 2011 GQ Men of the Year Awards party, in Los Angeles. (November 17, 2011)
Who is this hideous manly beast that goes by the name of Lake Bell? Nobody knows. Nobody knows.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Love Hewitt looks cranky as hell, and points menacingly at the photographers (as, strangely, she does quite often), as she runs errands in Studio City. (November 18, 2011)
Jennifer Love Hewitt sometimes looks half decent, and also made an appearance in this week’s issure of Week in Not Half Bad. You go, J.Love; you go!
Ugins
ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets
Natasha Bedingfield and a Dying Horse
Natasha Bedingfield attends some event benefiting the Hopefield Animal Sanctuary – could any event be more perfect? Let us all raise our voices in praise to God the father, who gives us these little gifts, as if to say, “Don’t kill yourself. You’re gonna get through another day, and here’s a little something to help.” (November 19, 2011)
Katy Perry and King Candy
Katy Perry looks like King Candy, as she attends the 2011 American Music Awards. (November 20, 2011)
On the whole Katy Perry doesn’t look completely disgusting here, which is more than we can say for a former Katy Perry appearance in The Week in Ugly.
Well, that’s all for this week’s pics of ugly celebrities people think are hot … Byeeee!
S’more Ugly Celebrities
The Week in Not Half Bad: Week of November 13-20, 2011
Ugins
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*As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.
