Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert has been placed on this wretched earth to shine the bright, blinding spotlight of truth upon all of the ugly celebrities people think are hot, while shouting from atop a mighty mountain, “Hey, world, not so hot now, are they?”. Yeah, not so hot.
Hot Shiitake Archives
The Week in Ugly: Lindsay Lohan’s Drunk Eye, Taylor Momsen & More
Let’s skip all that useless drivel, and dive right into some wonderfully ugly celebrity pics, shall we?
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The Week in Ugly — Lady Gaga: Knight In Shining Armor & More Fun With Ugly
Ach. Mine eyes burneth, yet mine heart soars. Ugly returneth.
The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga’s Clown Paint, Taylor Momsen & More
Oh my, my, my. When it rains, it pours; and this week’s ugly cup runneth over.
The Week In Ugly: Week of April 24-30, 2011
The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that’s the best gift of all.
Mariah Carey Pregnant
Check out Mariah Carey’s pregnant belly button — she’s about to freakin’ POP.
Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, May 1, 2011, so we should probably offer her and Nick Cannon our well-wishes. Congratulations, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon! You guys suck.
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