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A Tale Of Two Vaginas (Feat. Hazel Jones, The Woman With Two Vaginas)

Woman With Two Vaginas

Hazel Jones, now known simply as “the woman with two vaginas” (and two fully formed vaginas, at that), recently became famous in the UK, when she paraded her two vaginas on ITV’s This Morning (which, by the way, must be an absolutely magical programme, because it was this very same show that shone the global spotlight upon Chelsea Charms, the woman with the world’s biggest boobs).

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Christina Aguilera’s Michael Jackson Tribute Concert Performance: One Big Laugh-Riot

Christina Aguilera Weight Gain

Yesterday, October 8, 2011, was a day for the history books, as the Michael Jackson Tribute Concert… umm, happened. And, as shown in the photograph above, Christina Aguilera started her performance in a she’s-the-boss skirt suit, singing Charlie Chaplin’s “Smile”.

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Lady Gaga On Stage During iHeartRadio Music Festival Massacre

Lady Gaga iHeartRadio Music Festival

Lady Gaga was one of the many acts that took the stage at the iHeartRadio Music Festival yesterday, September 24, 2011, at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, and it was an emotionally scarring event for all in attendance, to say the very least of this horrific tragedy.

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Roast of Charlie Sheen: Winning

Roast Of Charlie Sheen Cast

The upcoming Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen is still almost a month away, but by the looks of it, Charlie Sheen will definitely be winning.

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Abercrombie & Fitch to The Sitch: Take Our Clothes Off

The Situation Abercrombie and Fitch
Take it off, ladies Sitch!

Mike Sorrentino, better known as The Situation, has landed himself in quite an interesting situation with a leading brand of clothing for American seventh graders.

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Emma Watson Goes for a Jog: A Cheeky, Animated Tale In Photos

Emma Watson Jogging

Cute little Emma Watson was spotted in London yesterday afternoon, on what started out as a nice, relaxing stroll — complete with ice cream — and somehow turned into… something quite strange and inexplicable.

Trust us when we tell you: you’re gonna wanna see this.

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Tareq & Michaele Salahi: White House Crashers Looking For Womb to Crash

Michaele Salahi Baby

Not-currently-pregnant women everywhere, be on high alert:

Tareq and Michaele Salahi are on the prowl for an empty womb in which to crash grow a baby … and we all know that this couple is predisposed to showing up uninvited to even the most highly secured areas (allegedly)…

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Hackers React to Amy Winehouse’s Death — ‘WHOOP SWAG’

Swagger Security, the group that hacked Amy Winehouse’s website last month, has tweeted their reaction to news of Amy Winehouse’s death.

Cruel? Nay. Hilarious.

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Amy Winehouse’s Website Gets Hacked… Big Time

Amy Winehouse Website Hacked

Earlier today, Amy Winehouse‘s website was hacked by what is, quite possibly, the most hilarious team of hackers ever: Swagger Security, or SwagSec, for short. (It’s not like I know a ton of hacker teams, though, so there could be a more hilarious team out there; who knows.)

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Ron Artest, Err: Metta World Peace

Step aside, Chad Ochocinco, there’s a new name-changing athlete all up in the game. TMZ broke the story last night, kindly alerting us to the fact that Los Angeles Lakers’ Ron Artest has changed his name to Metta World Peace.

Ron Artest Name Change
Betta call me Metta!

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