This week, celebs like LiLo, PareHil, and more brought out their classiest looks… oh, who are we kidding? That would only happen in Topsy-Turvy Land.

Ok, now it’s time to play a celebrity guessing game.

Which super classy celeb is a super-classy “DIVA”?

Ready for the answer?

Surprise, surprise. It’s:

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi! (with her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle)

Snooki was also seen traipsing around NYC earlier this week, with her Loowiss Vootawn backpack, and her trademark hairclip:

Snooki is proof that you can take the girl out of Jersey, but you can’t take the Jersey out of the girl.

Paris Hilton & Nicky Hilton: Un-Haute Hippies

Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton never miss a chance to overdo a theme.

In keeping with the Flower Power theme, we have:

Dianna Agron’s Pink Hair

Dianna Agron shows off some newly pink hair as she grabs coffee. Interesting. Let’s hope it doesn’t last.

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan sits on a park bench, puffing away like an old hag.

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

LeAnn Rimes and The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

This LeGrinch LeAnn Rimes bikini pic is actually the perfect transition into a new weekly feature on Hot Shiitake: The Week in Not Half Bad (This week is all about bikinis – that’s not half bad!)

*As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.