We’re gonna start this week’s ugly with a little guessing game:
Can you guess which celebrity was caught eating out of a dumpster?
Hot Shiitake Archives
Woman Cuts off Husband’s Penis, Throws it in Garbage Disposal
Last night, at around 9pm, California police responded to a 911 call for a “medical emergency” in the quiet city of Garden Grove, in northern Orange County…
The Week In Ugly: Week of June 26 – July 3, 2011
This was another delightfully ugly week, filled with the Jersey Shore, parenthood, and just a dash of porn.
Kim Kardashian and Vera Wang
Kim Kardashian’s leopard-print romper is heinous, but Vera Wang’s anorexic body and gaunt face are so much worse. Eat a sandwich, you ghastly freak.
Amy Winehouse’s Website Gets Hacked… Big Time
Earlier today, Amy Winehouse‘s website was hacked by what is, quite possibly, the most hilarious team of hackers ever: Swagger Security, or SwagSec, for short. (It’s not like I know a ton of hacker teams, though, so there could be a more hilarious team out there; who knows.)
Lindsay Lohan’s House Arrest Sentence Ends — LiLo Is A Free Woman!
After 35 excruciating days of house arrest, Lindsay Lohan is finally free to roam the good, green earth, as of 10:20 PST, Wednesday, June 29, 2013. And the best part is: she no longer has to worry about that hideous ankle bracelet making her pants look all bunchy ‘n stuff.
No More ‘Jersey Shore’?? — Is Seaside Heights Getting A Major Facelift?
Rumors have been seriously swirling, you guys. Has Jersey Shore been cancelled??
Ron Artest, Err: Metta World Peace
Step aside, Chad Ochocinco, there’s a new name-changing athlete all up in the game. TMZ broke the story last night, kindly alerting us to the fact that Los Angeles Lakers’ Ron Artest has changed his name to Metta World Peace.
Britney Spears Releases ‘I Wanna Go’ Music Video — WATCH
Get excited, Britney Spears fans (AKA every person on the planet): Queen B has released her official music video for “I Wanna Go”!
Chris Brown Smiles & Hugs His Way Out of a Parking Ticket, Goes On Rant
It looks like everything in the world of Chris Brown is coming up roses. And sunshine, and unicorns, and rainbows, etc. etc.
Happy Freakin’ Birthday, Sally Jessy Raphael
For my first post, I wanted to write something especially profound and meaningful.
Confucius Say:
