As evidenced by apicture she tweeted, Jordin Sparks has recently lost weight…
MySpace ho, Twitter ho, whatever. Same s#!t, different toilet.
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Jordin Sparks Loses Weight, Turns Into MySpace Ho
NicoSheen: The Next Best Thing to Crack Cocaine
Mr. Sheen may have been fired from Two And A Half Men, but now, Charlie Sheen has something even better: e-Grits! (No, not egrets…)
Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you: NicoSheen.
Kate Middleton Gets on Her Knees at the Royal Wedding — Yeah, Girrrl
Hot Shiitake had had just about enough of all the Royal Wedding talk … until we saw this magnificent photograph of Prince William and Kate Middleton after their wedding ceremony on TMZ:
Jersey Shore Whore is Pregnant — From Fist-Pump To Baby Bump
Wanna guess which Jersey Shore cast member is sporting a fresh, new baby bump?
The preggers ‘Jersey Shore’ whore is….
Antoine Dodson Arrested For Pot — Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Weed
Everyone’s favorite homeboy, Antoine Dodson, was arrested in the wee hours of the morning for (drum roll, please): possession of marijuana.
‘Playboy’ to Michaele Salahi: Girrrl, You Ugly!
Aww, poor little crazy.
If the name Michaele Salahi doesn’t ring any bells… she’s the fame-hungry, “alleged” White House crasher from Bravo’s cancelled Real Housewives of D.C.
Brooke Mueller’s Fun-Filled Week: Pawn Shops, Drug Tests, & More
Charlie Sheen‘s estranged (and arguably deranged) ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, has been up to some crazy shenans this week. She’s obviously out to show the world that she’s cleaning up her act, in order to retain custody of the children she birthed with loony toon, Sheen…
Tori Spelling is Pregnant: It’s like a ‘Week In Ugly’ Encore!
Good lord, is it not bad enough that we have to see and hear about this ugly, mile-long-faced wench once, sometimes twice, a year?!?
Wendy Williams is a Pile of Vomit
I don’t watch Dancing with the Stars, so I don’t know how Wendy Williams is holding up. Is she a good dancer? Probably not. Let’s face it: the woman is a real, live sasquatch.
Justin Bieber Sets Mom On Fire — JB’s Psychotic Pyromania Revealed
“BURN, DEVIL WOMAN! BURN!!!” Justin Bieber shouted, as he set his mom aflame at his concert last night, in Berlin.
Those may not have been his exact words… He said something more along the lines of “Happy Birthday,” but at the end of the day, it’s really all the same.
