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Michael Lohan Arrested For Domestic Violence — MiLo: Man of the Year
The Man With the Heart of Gold:
The world’s best dad, Michael Lohan, has been up to some new shenanigans. This time, however, the shenans don’t (directly) involve being an attention-seeking media-hooer. Nope, just some light wife-beating, NBD.
Chris Brown Breaks Window At ‘GMA’ — Breezy’s Rage Is But A Distant Memory
This morning, Chris Brown made a scheduled appearance on ABC‘s Good Morning America, to promote his new album, F.A.M.E.*
When the interviewer, Robin Roberts, touched on the topic of Brown’s 2009 “domestic incident” with then-girlfriend, Rihanna, his blood began to boil.
Scarlett Johansson Dating Sean Penn (Her Second Choice, After Bob Barker)
Just a few short months ago, Scarlett Johansson split from hubby of 2 years, Ryan Reynolds. Who does she rebound with? Is it some hot guy to really stick it to RyRy, and show him what he’s missing? Nope. Homie don’t play like dat! Homie keeps it real. Really real, apparently, because Scarlett’s new man is none other than old fart, Sean Penn.
WTF, Scarlett, he’s literally TWICE your age.
What’s Making Bradley Cooper So Happy?
Bradley Cooper was photographed at LAX yesterday (March 18), looking happy as a clam. Now, I know everybody is just dying to know: “Why so happy, B.Coop?” Well, you’d be happy too, if you had just broken up with the ugliest woman in Hollywood (possibly the planet).
Gary Busey Puts a Little Crazy In Your GPS
For the low, low price of $6.95, you can download Gary Busey’s voice for your TomTom or Garmin global positioning system. That’s a heckuva deal.
Kesha Bikini Pics: Ke$ha Is A Bathing Beauty…
Our favorite singing sensation, Kesha Rose Sebert, as she is formally known, was spotted on a beach in Australia yesterday, where she is currently on tour.
While no one gives a crap about Kesha’s Australian tour, the following Kesha bikini pics sure made waves.
Happy Birthday, Eva Longoria
Today is March 15, the birthday of the best celebrity in the whole wide world, Eva Longoria.
Gilbert Gottfried GottFired
The most annoying man on the face of the planet, Gilbert Gottfried, has been fired from his job as the voice of the Aflac duck. Why, you ask? Surprisingly, it’s not because he has the most annoying voice in the world, or because he seems to be incapable of fully opening his eyes. No, it was because the man is a tasteless idiot who thinks that now is the perfect time to tweet jokes about the tsunami in Japan.
OMG!! Are Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Together Again?
Britney Spears and her ex, Kevin Federline, were spotted together yesterday, March 13, 2011…
