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Antoine Dodson Arrested For Pot — Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Weed

Antoine Dodson Arrested

Everyone’s favorite homeboy, Antoine Dodson, was arrested in the wee hours of the morning for (drum roll, please): possession of marijuana.

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Brooke Mueller’s Fun-Filled Week: Pawn Shops, Drug Tests, & More

Brooke Mueller Drugs

Charlie Sheen‘s estranged (and arguably deranged) ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, has been up to some crazy shenans this week. She’s obviously out to show the world that she’s cleaning up her act, in order to retain custody of the children she birthed with loony toon, Sheen…

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Britney Spears Is a Slave 4 U, Till The World Ends

Britney Spears Till The World Ends

Brit-Brit released the music video for her latest single, “Till The World Ends,” in the wee hours of the morning. 3am EST, I believe was the exact time. Strange, strange timing. I don’t get it, but whatever.

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Justin Bieber Sets Mom On Fire — JB’s Psychotic Pyromania Revealed

“BURN, DEVIL WOMAN! BURN!!!” Justin Bieber shouted, as he set his mom aflame at his concert last night, in Berlin.

Those may not have been his exact words… He said something more along the lines of “Happy Birthday,” but at the end of the day, it’s really all the same.

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Katy Perry Is A Sexy Alien (And Other Rant-om Thoughts)

Katy Perry Alien

Today, Katy Perry released the music video for her single E.T., featuring Kanye West. If you’re not already, it’s time to get excited, b*tches.

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Chris Brown Breaks Window At ‘GMA’ — Breezy’s Rage Is But A Distant Memory

Chris Brown: f**k shirts.

This morning, Chris Brown made a scheduled appearance on ABC‘s Good Morning America, to promote his new album, F.A.M.E.*

When the interviewer, Robin Roberts, touched on the topic of Brown’s 2009 “domestic incident” with then-girlfriend, Rihanna, his blood began to boil.

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Gary Busey Puts a Little Crazy In Your GPS

Gary Busey GPS
Gary approves!!!

For the low, low price of $6.95, you can download Gary Busey’s voice for your TomTom or Garmin global positioning system. That’s a heckuva deal.

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OMG!! Are Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Together Again?

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Back Together
Sparks could be flying again…

Britney Spears and her ex, Kevin Federline, were spotted together yesterday, March 13, 2011…

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Singing Career: Hope For Humanity Fades, But A Faint Glimmer Remains

Gwyneth Paltrow Singing
If I squint hard enough, people won’t notice my awful singing…

Lately, there has been much talk surrounding Gwyneth Paltrow’s future as a recording artist; but contrary to several reports, she has NOT YET signed any record deal…

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Miley Cyrus Is Hosting ‘SNL’ … That’s Pretty Cool!

Miley Cyrus Hosting Saturday Night Live

Miley Cyrus will be hosting tonight’s episode of Saturday Night Live. This extra-special episode promises to be positively brimming with intelligent, subtle humor, as is Miley’s forte.

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