It seems Justin Bieber has little patience for those pesky paps these days…
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Kim Kardashian Taps Into New, Untapped Source of Self-Promotion
Kim Kardashian has stated that she’s a “people pleaser,” so that’s probably why she’s released a single (that’s right: MUSIC), giving the world and the music industry exactly what it needed: more auto-tune. THANKS, KIMBO! You’re so self-less.
Christina Aguilera Arrested — Xtina Knows How To Have a Good Time
Early this morning (March 1, at around 2:45am), Christina Aguilera was arrested for public intoxication. Her nobody boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, was also arrested, on suspicion for driving under the influence. Those two crazy kids — they were just trying to have a good time.
Update: Charlie Sheen’s Still Got a Piss Poor Attitude
Charlie Sheen may have single-handedly caused the cancellation of the last four episodes left of this season of Two and a Half Men, but Warner Bros. Television wants to assure everyone not to fret: the crew will still get paid for the episodes that they would have worked on, had they not been cancelled.
Lady Gaga Pulls Foreign Object From Vagina, Surprises No One
Lady Gaga‘s “Born This Way” music video premiered earlier today.
‘The World According To Paris’ — Our Little Paris Hilton is All Growns Up… But Does Anybody Care?
Paris Hilton has been making the rounds lately, talking all about her upcoming reality show, The World According to Paris*, which is set to premiere at some point in time this spring, on the Oxygen Network. As we all know, the Oxygen network has the classiest reality programming of all the networks. (Fellow Bad Girls Club fans, please stand up.)
Rihanna Vs. Ciara: It’s About To Be A… GIRLFIGHT!
Naming Names: Taylor Swift and Her Beady Little Eyes
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That’s right, I’m naming names, and the name is: TAYLOR SWIFT. And it’s high time someone called her out on her malarkey.
